Pick Up Lines

[OzzieJess]

So i was on Facebook when i stumbled apon pick up lines... lol...

and thought id share them some are good lol
1.
Rate | I think I’ve found the cause of global warming; you’re hotter than the Earth can handle.
2.
Rate | I need a major tune-up, you melted my engine beyond repair.
3.
Rate | If I could put everything beautiful in a bottle, it wouldn't even compare to the amount contained within your eyes.
4.
Rate | If beauty was a drop of water, you would be an ocean.
5.
Rate | Come stand in front of this mirror with me. Why? Because I can't see myself without you...
6.
Rate | Did You know I have U tattooed to my heart.
7.
Rate | Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice that you are tall, beautiful, and sophisticated. The good news is that makes you exactly my type.
8.
Rate | (looking the girl up and down) "It's not gonna lick itself you know"
9.
Rate | Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
10.
Rate | Would you fly to Paris for supper with me?
11.
Rate | HEY!! -- YOU DROPPED Y0UR PENCIL!
12.
Rate | If hot guys were like beer, you'd be a keg!
13.
Rate | Are you from Memphis? Because you are only 10 I see!
14.
Rate | Can I take a picture of you so I can show santa exactly what I want for christmas?
15.
Rate | Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
16.
Rate | I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
17.
Rate | Hay baby wanna stroke my beard ?
18.
Rate | Your eyes are like deep pools of mysterious depths.
19.
Rate | Excuse me man i think you dropped something, oh never-mind it was just my jaw
20.
Rate | just give me a chance to have a conversation
21.
Rate | You make me feel like a little lost puppy, can I follow you home?
22.
Rate | If you were the new burger at McDonald's, you would be called McGorgeous.
23.
Rate | Hello
24.
Rate | You seem to be a wealth of information -- would you like to play a game of trivia with me and some friends? They'll be some eats and drinks there too
25.
Rate | If I were a pencil and you were a test question I would have to answer, all of the above.
26.
Rate | I noticed that you're on your third drink. Do I look any better yet?
27.
Rate | If I'm a good girl on the outside and a devil on the inside, what does that make me? Guess I'm just a horny angel.
28.
Rate | There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
29.
Rate | Do you know what you and cayenne pepper have in common? You're both hot hot hot and set me on fire. You put the hot in hottie.
30.
Rate | You must be Zeus reincarnated, because I saw lightning when you walked in the door.
31.
Rate | My mother said I need a good woman to become all I can be. Are you available
32.
Rate | Want to see something really swell?
33.
Rate | If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman as beautiful as you I would have five cents
34.
Rate | God definitely broke the mold when He made you...
35.
Rate | "He watched her take her make-up off, and wondered, why did she ever put it on?"
36.
Rate | Are your legs tired?... They should be, Because you been running through my mind all day!
37.
Rate | Can I borrow your cell phone? Then I put in my phone number!
38.
Rate | You must be from Tennessee because you're the only 10 I see!
39.
Rate | Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
40.
Rate | You look like a man who knows what he wants... do you want to get together and compare notes sometime?
41.
Rate | Pentel, but I don't tell
42.
Rate | You are so cute. Is there any chance I could have your phone number?
43.
Rate | So, tell me, have you ever been to the symphony?
44.
Rate | If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
45.
Rate | Hi, my name is Mike. You have pretty eyes. Can I buy you a car?
46.
Rate | I only thought about you once today--I just never stopped
47.
Rate | Look deep into my eyes to see something beautiful.
48.
Rate | Can I have your phone number, I lost mine.
49.
Rate | Here's my phone number - call me. Works every time.
50.
Rate | Can I draw your picture? Then I'll finish it and send it to you if you give me your number.
51.
Rate | Your eyes are telling me to ask you things I really don't have the nerve to say.
52.
Rate | Hi I'm Mr. Right. Heard you been talking about me, dreamin about me and lookin for me.
53.
Rate | I really hurt my ankle this morning, would you mind helping me hobble to my car?
54.
Rate | I say "I just don't have it" and the person says "You don't have what"? I say "your phone number"
55.
Rate | You are the person with the most personality in this room. It shines from your eyes!
56.
Rate | Don't I know you?
57.
Rate | I may not be the cutest girl in the bar, but I'm the only one talking to you.
58.
Rate | Guy: Sorry but you owe me a drink. Girl: Why? Guy: Because I looked at you and dropped mine.
59.
Rate | Babe, if looking hot is a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
60.
Rate | For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
61.
Rate | I'm going to watch the sunset. Would you care to join me?
62.
Rate | I have dinner just about ready..and everyone has cancelled..want to come over?
63.
Rate | My name is Jack - as long as your name isn't Jill, I'd like to meet you!
64.
Rate | Didn't I see you in a beauty contest last month?
65.
Rate | Can you toss me a line? I'm about to drown in your eyes.
66.
Rate | I'll bet you that you are going to have the most fun evening ever by going to Bingo with me tonight.
67.
Rate | So my friends bet me that I couldn't start up a conversation with the hottest guy in the bar...wanna buy some drinks with their money?
68.
Rate | I'M LOST AND YOU LOOK LIKE A GOOD MAP.
69.
Rate | In life there are two things that we search for, love and joy, and I think I've found both of them in you.
70.
Rate | You are one Cowboy that can hog tie me anyday.
71.
Rate | If I told you, "You have a nice body", would you hold it against me?
72.
Rate | do u have a map cos i keep getting lost in those beautiful eyes of yours
73.
Rate | If I had a flower for every time I thought of beauty like yours, the world would be one big colorful garden...
74.
Rate | so...where is your white horse, my handsome prince?
75.
Rate | I like to go up to a man and look him square in the eye and say "You look like a real challenge"
76.
Rate | do you have the time... the time to write down my phone number
77.
Rate | You are so hot, I'm afraid I'll have performance anxiety.
78.
Rate | Honey! I'll bet you could turn a gay bar straight.
79.
Rate | Your father must be a weapons specialist because you are the bomb!
80.
Rate | you're what god had in mind when he said "let there be woman"
81.
Rate | Your father must have been the creator of the universe, he took the stars and made them your eyes.
82.
Rate | You're sleek,sharp,and fine just like this Pentel pen of mine !!
83.
Rate | hi beautiful, I think I met you last night in my dreams.
84.
Rate | Guy: Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weights? Girl: No, how much? Guy: It's enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is..........
85.
Rate | Hey let's eat out!
86.
Rate | I'll be the fish and You be the bait. Let me take a bite on our very first date.
87.
Rate | Did it hurt? Did what hurt? Falling from heaven.
88.
Rate | Like Martin Luther King I have a Dream. That I am King and you are my Queen.
89.
Rate | You are so beautiful a star must have fallen from the heavens.
90.
Rate | "For the record, I am happily married."
91.
Rate | Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
92.
Rate | If I told you you had a nice body... would you hold it against me?
93.
Rate | I need someone to hang out with and be there for me tonight for a little while. Would you just be there for me tonight? It would mean a lot to me.
94.
Rate | I think you need to know me!
95.
Rate | If I could be anything in this world, I'd like to be your bath water.
96.
Rate | I have this overwhelming feeling that there is something really special about you. I'd love the opportunity to get to know you better. My name is...
97.
Rate | "Violets are blue, roses are red, I'm a little confused tonight, guess it's time for us to go to bed"
98.
Rate | I bet flowers hate competing with your beauty.
99.
Rate | I bet you workout at the gym everyday.
100.
Rate | Hey, Julie! Excuse me. From behind I thought you were somebody else. Sorry, Julie's a girl from one of my classes. No, really, this is way better.

[Markme]

lol some of them are very pathetic, but funny if some one tried them.

[rez]

hahahahaha - I hate the corney ones, but I spotted some that are cute. #100 made me giggle.

[elmtree]

Haha pick up lines just make me laugh, nothing more. Nathan has a poster of "The Best Chat Up Lines" on his wall and the first one, which is my favourite, is "Hi, you'll do." x'''D

[rez]

Originally Posted by elmtree
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"Hi, you'll do." x'''D

*spits out drink*
BAH HA HA HA HA !!!!

[elmtree]

Hahahaha, its sooo good. xD

[OzzieJess]

Originally Posted by elmtree
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"Hi, you'll do." x'''D

That is classic... maybe i'll use it lol....

[PILLZ-E]

lol I love using pickup lines on my girlfriend.
the other night I made up one when we were drinking.

Looked at her nails that she painted that day and said
"wow those are nice, did you do them yourself?"
"yeah I did"
"well.. then can I do you myself"

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[CJDude]

my faverit corny one, tht has actually worked once or twice "get your coat love, youv pulled"

[OzzieJess]

lol.... pillz thats so cute...

CJ... lol it worked lol... thats funny....

[CJDude]

damn that must have hurt... falling from heven like that

[PILLZ-E]

do you know what the spaces between your fingers are for?..... mine

[CJDude]

sit down girl nd take a rest, you been running round my mind all day (another one that workd!)

[OzzieJess]

I don't know if anyone's used a pick up line on me... if they have i can't remember...

I think someone did and i laughed in his face... it was just so cheesy... lol (i was drunk)


But i love cheesy, i love cute...
i loved that one pillz "do you know what the spaces between your fingers are for?..... mine" it's so cute

[CJDude]

i dont tend 2 use them that often, but its funny