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12-02-2007, 06:35 AM
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NO one will beat Tommeh
SO I am sitting here with my best friend Pac-y, Patty, Patty Cakes, Pa-the- trick, Pat or if we want to be a traditionalist Patrick, and we are both finishing some JD and some bottle of wine (desent wine,not amazing but wine none the less) and we were thinking what is your best drunk story?
Now I dont know if this is allowed, but I would like to begin this thread with TOmmeh cant post (tommehs stories make the playboy masion seem ordinary)
LoL not that he will follow...
Neyways post away and lett the drink commence
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You hear, O LORD,
the desire of the afflicted;
you encourage them,
and you listen to their cry,
defending the fatherless and the oppressed,
in order that man, who is of the earth,
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Psalm 10:17-18
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12-02-2007, 07:04 AM
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We support freedom of speach here at Exasco...
we also support having a few drinks! or atleast i do.
What sort of drunk story are you looking for, i have many different genres of drunken stories... haha some that i probably shouldnt say on here.
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12-02-2007, 07:05 AM
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I just want laugh your ass off drunk stories
My drunk story, is when I got naked at a party, was convienced I could swim the lake to the other side (which had houses), got half way there came to the conclusion I was going to die turned around, swam back...
Except I swam to the wrong house, and walked into the wrong house, butt naked, nipping, and drunk
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You hear, O LORD,
the desire of the afflicted;
you encourage them,
and you listen to their cry,
defending the fatherless and the oppressed,
in order that man, who is of the earth,
may terrify no more.
Psalm 10:17-18
Last edited by Markme; 12-02-2007 at 08:34 AM.
Reason: double post
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12-03-2007, 09:21 AM
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hmm ok i have quiet a few,
One time i went to a party that was about 20km away from my house and i had no way of getting home other than walking.
any way i get there and my mates call me and they are having a party just down the road.
There was a big fence i had to climb over to get to the other party..
every time i climbed back and forth it became harder, until i climbed the fence and fell off and snapped myself..
so in the end i was stranded at the original party i was meant to be at.
I was sitting there talking to every one and the next thing, im opening my eyes and im looking at some ones feet.
i asked "where am i, a voice replied we are in a cab, we are nearly home"
by this time i had figured it was kylie.
i dont remember exiting the cab and by now it was 5:30am in the morning.
we started walking up the road and then kylie said to me "you cant walk up here with me, your mother will kill me if she sees how drunk you are and that you went out with me", on another note kylie was a lady renting a room at my house, she was about 32 at the time.
Any way, i was watching her walk up my street... and i ran ahead and got on the hell so i could sit down until she had gone inside.
if you guys have seen the ring, it was like the girl comming out of the tv.. she was skipping in my vision.. she would be randomly 10 and 15m ahead of where was last was every couple seconds...
she got to the bottle of my drive way and then dissapeared into thin air..
i walked up straight after..
i spoke to her later in the day.. she said i came inside 2 hours after she walked up the drive way..
so i had passed out in the middle of the road in my street..
pretty lucky i didnt get run over.
oh and i was 15.
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12-06-2007, 02:46 PM
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ok, im not gonna tell a story...im gonna let these pictures tell it.
The place: Twisters Bar (my bar)
I was well drunk as you can tell by the deteriorating pic quality.
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The bouncers, or as i call them, 'chaps'
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My bro and his friends!
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Nutcase Clarkie and Bastard cousin-kissing Gilbert.
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:Left: My Boss, The Dj, Colleague :Right:
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Bored Barstaff.
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hahah that ginger guy is a resident alcoholic
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12-06-2007, 02:50 PM
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The guy being forced to drink was supposed to be working
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My friend looking shocked by all the happy randomers...
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WHO IS SHEEEE???????
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hahaha, i got into trouble with the police cause i was just standing there laughing.
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The Dj finished his set so came behind the bar (where i should NOT have been)
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End of the night and noone would suspect a thing had happened.
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12-06-2007, 09:43 PM
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Mad as Tommeh.
LOL in the one where you got in trouble for laughing.. there's like an awesome glowing car in the background! Reflectors much?
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12-07-2007, 01:31 AM
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hahah fuck your boss is hot!
when i come to england, im so going to your bar!
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12-07-2007, 01:38 AM
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awesome glowing car in the background! Reflectors much?
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hehe, police car much? To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 1 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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12-07-2007, 09:16 AM
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Damn, England has some badass police. XD
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12-07-2007, 06:06 PM
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oh yeah, you see them coming and they blind you with their reflectors!!!
they were the traffic police...which are the ones you dont wanna fuck with...they are called 'traffic police' but the are the ones that come in big numbers and you dont wanna run, nor do you wanna fight...cause they mess you up
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hehe
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12-07-2007, 11:54 PM
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lmao @ the photo you got in trouble for laughing...i would probably have pee'd i'd have been laughing so hard if i'd seen that!!!! lolol...tooo easily amused meee
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12-08-2007, 02:58 AM
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well there was this woman stood there pointing at everyone going youd better tell me what happened cause you are all gonna be arrested
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...at which point a fresh burst of laughter escaped me with a little 'fuck off' mingled in with it.
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