[Ravenhome]

There once was a very pretty rosy little rabbit that wanted to go for a very very long walk in the deep dark dungeon.When he reached the corner of the dark,scary banana tree, he saw a blue and pink cat with a sexy bow tie in gorgeous skinny jeans that only a gay rabbit would like to have in his wardrobe. He started smoking a really big startreck shaped cigar but this cigar was full of Happy happy pills just like the one that we used to take to starwars conventions back in the day, bring back the old times. Anyways, this rabbit was fucking stunning and liked to have lots of private, special time when he would have fun with a certain little girly rabbit named bobby the bunny who wasn't actually a girl. Although she was a Dinosour with massive tentacles that used too much hairspray on its scalp. So when the piglet came out it was the only thing left keeping bunny from taking over the world like the evil little monkey in the magazine.This was not a drill people.All over the universe many monkeys stole bananas from pretty men dressed in green trenchcoats. But it was an awful shame that the woman had three twins.Impossible you say? NEVER! You're wrong. Suddenly, a feather disappeared from piglet's eyebrow piercing, instead a disgusting, purple booger fell out of his pocket and onto the scattered green leaves. How very poetic. Sometimes I like to touch men but other times the rabbit sits alone in the toilet, masturbating to sexy lamps. Now this Rabbit