[Tommeh!!!]

weell, the gents were packed...there were cans all over the floor toilet paper, it was like the equator.....and i was stood for ages waiting to take a slash in the urinals...but got bored and decided to go for the cubicles instead.....whilst stood at the back of the rapidly moving queue i was so happy to be so close to bladder relief....about halfway i noticed we were all standing in a massive puddle.....so looked round the edge of the queue to see the all of the cubicles were in fact blocked and full to the brim...and all the bastards pissing in em were quite clearly not bothered at all that they might as well have just been pissing on the floor....and everyone was in fact standin in that....so i decided to go and wait in line for the urinals again....*shudder*